Perez, speed cameras and DFS sales: 50 things that wind you up the most!

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  • Maybe it’s a British thing. Or maybe it’s a Perez Hilton, annoying self-service checkouts, sneaky speed cameras and DFS sales thing (or a deadly combination of all of these).

    Whatever makes your blood boil and ears steam on a daily basis, we can pretty much guarantee it’s having the same affect on someone else (and us for that matter!).

    In fact we bet you’ll agree with this list of the 50 things that wind the British public up on a daily basis, according to a recent poll by We bet that there’ll even be some things they’ve missed off – add your own in the comments section below!

    1. Self-service checkouts

    If we hear the phrase ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area’ one. More. Time…

    2. Queue jumpers

    3. Nigel Farage

    4. Slow walkers

    5. Public transport

    6. People who put the milk in first when making tea

    Milk in FIRST? You’re an embarrassment to the British people

    7. Snow

    8. Tulisa

    9. Perez Hilton

    10. People who do shopping at petrol stations

    11. Bad grammar

    Your genuinely going to drive me crazy with you’re grasp on grammar

    12. BO on public transport

    13. PPI calls

    14. Josie Cunningham

    15. The One Show

    16. Small talk

    17. People who talk in lifts

    No-one cares what you did last night. Or how cold it is today. Or your plans for the weekend. Just shh!

    18. People who don’t stand on the right on escalators

    19. Rude shop assistants

    20. Spam email

    21. Traffic wardens

    22. Celebrity fitness DVDs 

    23. PDAs

    24. Constant DFS sale ads

    25. Potholes

    26. Weather being news

    It’s bad enough that we have to cope with the British weather on a daily basis. Can we NOT talk about it every 5 seconds too?

    27. Slow wi-fi

    28. House prices

    29. People who leave their phone on in the cinema

    30. People who reserve train/bus seats with bags

    31. Expensive mineral water

    32. Twitter trolls

    33. Overcrowded trains

    34. Others listening to music without earphones

    Here’s a thought: Earphones were invented for a reason. Use them!

    35. People having a phone conversation on the bus

    36. The Voice

    37. All-day delivery times

    38. Katie Hopkins

    We’re tired of your senseless, attention-seeking waffle and so is the rest of the nation.

    39. Foreign call centres

    40. Finding the start of the sticky tape

    41. Cyclists who don’t ride single file

    42. Speed cameras

    43. Cat poo

    44. People who like their own statuses on Facebook

    45. Clocks changing

    46. Jimmy Carr

    47. Justin Bieber

    48. Pigeons

    49. Litter bugs

    There’s a bin right there and you’ve just dropped your rubbish on the floor. You are, quite possibly, the worst human.

    50. Monday mornings

    And breeeeathe….
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