Are these the most outrageous kids’ Christmas letters ever?

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  • Here are some of the most outrageous letters Santa has had the pleasure of receiving in his North Pole postbox.

    Writing Christmas letters to Santa is one of the most magical Christmas traditions for children.

    And for us parents, it can be extremely entertaining to see the little ones regretting all the misbehaving they’ve done throughout the year when it comes to asking the big guy for presents.

    Some kids don’t just list what they want for Christmas though – there are threats, bargaining, and very weird requests…We hope our little ones’ letters to Santa weren’t as cheeky as these…

    1. The one with all the spy gear

    This is my friend’s 6 year old daughter’s Christmas list. When I was little I asked for a new Gameboy game.:/

    We dread to think what this little girl gets up to after school…

    2. The greedy one

    Christmas list.

    Why bother listing things out? Just ‘everything’ will do Santa, thanks.

    3. The one who really loves dinosaurs

    My 10 year son’s Christmas list

    He also threw in a day off school because why not. DO NOT let him down…

    4. The honest one

    My Daughter’s Letter to Santa


    Hey, she’s just trying to make the big guy’s life easier.

    5. The one with the two watches

    Christmas list – this kid gets it

    One to tell the time and the other to spy on people, as you do.

    6. The one with the pig

    Christmas List of boy I babysit

    And a yoga ball.

    7. The one who gets straight to the point

    Sorry Santa, no time for small talk.

    8. The one who really wants the puppy

    My niece’s letter to Santa


    All she’s asking is for ‘one little puppy’…

    9. And the one who really wants a cat

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    Did we mention she wants a cat?

    10. The one with the special powers

    Christmas list


    The power to make people into my family please Santa. It’ll be the other way around when he grows up…

    11. The very random one

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    Because nothing goes better with jeans and band-aids than a pair of new arms and a kiss from Morgan Freeman. Obviously.

    12. The one with the two front teeth

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    Joey just wants his two front teeth.

    13. The one with the threats

    Letter to santa…


    Santa, you’ve been warned.

    14. The very sweet one

    8 year old’s letter to Santa

    Santa, little Ryan is asking for Christmas pressies for his friend at school. Totally thoughtful and selfless.

    15. The persistent one

    Letter to Santa from when I was young

    Santa, please help Ross find his pet lizard. He really wants him back and promises not to misplace him again.

    16. The generous one

    Nephews letter to santa

    Flynn just wants to get Santa drunk this Christmas.

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