Cheese jokes

Love cheese? Love laughs? You've come to the right place...

In need of a giggle? Here at goodtoknow Towers, there are few things we find funnier than a good cheese-based knock-knock joke.

And there are a surprising number of situations in which you might find a cheese joke will come in holey…ahem, sorry handy. Take dinner parties for instance, what better way to impress people round the table than by serving up a good cheese joke? (Not to be confused with a cheesy joke of course, although the majority of these are cheesier than a Quaver…).

Don’t let your guests die of cheese boardom (see what we did there?), if the conversation is curdling, reel off some of these cheese jokes to get them giggling again.

And if you’ve got a friend who’s feeling mellower and yellower than a mild cheddar, cheer them up with some of these cheese jokes. Not only will you make them laugh but they’ll think you’re really mature...sigh.

Have a browse through our favourites in our gallery of cheese jokes – we promise they won’t grate on you. If we've left out any corkers, or you’ve got some cheese jokes of your own you’d like to share with us, be sure to let us know by leaving us a comment.

Cheese joke no.1

Q. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus?

A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.Stilton recipes

Cheese joke no.2

There was an explosion at the French cheese factory... all that was left was de Brie.Brie recipes

Cheese joke no.3

Q. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

A. Hallou-mi...looking Gouda!

Halloumi recipes

Cheese joke no.4

I was walking down the street the other day, and someone threw cheese in my face!

I thought, 'Very mature'.Cheddar recipes

Cheese joke no.5

Q. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

A. Caerphilly.

Caerphilly recipes

Cheese joke no.6

Q. How do you coax a bear out of the woods?

A. 'Cam-em-bert'.

Camembert recipes

Cheese joke no.7

Q. What's Rihanna's favourite cheese?

A. Mozzarella-ella-ella.

Mozzarella recipes

Cheese joke no.8

Q. What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?

A. Nacho cheese.Nacho recipes

Cheese joke no.9

Q. What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

A. Mascarpone.

Mascarpone recipes

Cheese joke no.10

Q. Which is the most religious cheese?

A. Swiss - because it's so holy.

Emmenthal recipes

Cheese joke no.11

Edam... the only cheese that's made backwards.

A final note...

Apologies if any of these went whey over your head....

The end.

Where to next?

Cheese recipes

Stilton recipes

Brie recipes